Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Who to save first? How can anime men answer such questions?
How to answer your girlfriend's"send proposition"? Anime men have their own tricks. Come and worship the teacher
"your mother and I fall into the water at the same time. Who will you save first? Who is more beautiful between me and your predecessor?"These questions are often referred to as"sending propositions", because such questions are not answered correctly, which often makes people in a dilemma and embarrassment.
How do these old stems answer? Emotional experts have long given standard answers, which will not be described here. As a two-dimensional we media, let's play a game of how the masters in the animation circle deal with such problems.
First of all, the male leader who invited"We Never Learn"was lucky
This story takes place in the fifth words of the second season of"We Never Learn". Guqiaowen was celebrating his birthday. The man gave him a birthday gift - a ball point pen for left-handed people. Coincidentally, the gift was wrong. He sent his sister's underwear as a ballpoint pen. Cross server chatted, embarrassed and apologized. Wen Nai offered a delivery proposition, as shown in the figure below.
To the effect that"for the problem of body bust, my girlfriends say that boys like big ones, but my classmate, do you also like big ones?".
If the answer is yes, he will become a layman, European star.
If you answer no, he becomes a person who is not frank."You'd better avoid hypocrisy.".
Only I understand that this game is over and the flag is dead. He tried to save the situation and make the final resistance. He replied:"well, as the saying goes, everything can't be generalized. If you like someone, it doesn't matter. I think so".
At this time, a yellow card warning of"do not play on behalf of others"was sent in the barrage!Please check the login status of Hetai, zhemu, biqigu, lingxiaodao and dangma. Everyone thinks that the answer of"only me"has been overclocked, and the level of EQ and script is far higher than usual. While taking notes, the plot flipped.
Only my teacher's answer didn't pass, and the sentence"I'm sorry to bother you"directly denied his thoughtful answer. The idea of the male master was completely seen through by the literary genius Gu qiaowen. His answer is estimated that the female master had used it badly when writing a composition before.
I'm the only one who answers carefully. There's really a problem."if it's someone you like, it doesn't matter."what does it mean? It still matters, because I like it, so I overcome it, and then it doesn't matter.If you don't like it, you'll mind very much. For the super perceptual saint of liberal arts, the artistic conceptionBehind this statement is still sour, although it is not clearly stated, it has the taste of mind.
Therefore, I am lucky that this is a failure case. Are there any successful cases? Here is theAnimal husbandry promotion animation"Silver Spoon"In the male pig feet eight Xuanyong me.
The story takes place in the third words of the second season of Silver Spoon. The male leader, eight Xuanyong, and the female leader, Yuying, practice equestrian skills in autumn. When Yuying Qiu went to change clothes, Yuying's father gave baxuan a proposition:"are you dating? Are you interested in Xiaoqiu?"。 As a student of agricultural high school, this question is really difficult.
If baxuan answered yes, his father-in-law would say,"you guy, do you want to fight my daughter?". Note: there is a background here. In this play, the parents of agricultural school students are still relatively conservative and stick to some old traditions, which is different from the ideas of parents who are particularly open in big cities.
If baxuan answered no, his father-in-law would say,"do you mean my daughter is not cute?". It's another dying situation.
The simple baxuan replied:"put aside the meaning first. I think she is a good person. I came to pick me up when Xiayi nonggao got lost, invited me to the equestrian department, and encouraged me with the lucky charm of the iron hoof. She has been smiling, very quiet and a good person!".
This answer conveys full sincerity,Praise the hostess with facts. More importantly, he cleverly shifted the topic and avoided the problem.This routine is the positive solution, which is more reliable than the indirect answer of only I am lucky.No answer is the best answer. Big guys once concluded that"we should learn the transfer method, not answer girls' questions positively, but give each other more respect".
Above, for honest people like me Chengxing and baxuan Yongwu, it is not easy to"transfer the problem and wear a high hat for the female owner", and they can pass the graduation. However, if they want to go to a higher level and give more than expected answers, theyAlso need some sense of humor, which can not be learned by looking at the standard answers,The master may not be able to learn after teaching.
What is the answer with a sense of humor?"Seishun Buta Yaro", dressed in Bunny clothes, asked the male host,"are you a dreamer?"(very similar to the question of Guqiao wennai), the man replied:"my psychological activities are more non-existent than you think, but the students in hemp clothes must have a lot of adults.".The first half of the sentence shifted the question without a positive answer. What do I think? Let's guess for myself. In the second half of the sentence, respect each other and wear a high hat.On the whole, it also has a unique sense of humor. This is a really high-level answer. From this point of view, my only answer is definitely not a substitute, and the level is far away.
Welfare at the end: it is recommended in the old article that [Seishun Buta Yaro only has two episodes to receive countless followers. What is the"charm"of male masters? 】It's just a matter of learning and learning. Recently saw the love animation"We Never Learn", and reviewed the previous familiar content, which is really a happy thing. Think it's a little interesting? The top left corner focuses on Dongling chat animation. We learn from each other and improve together.
